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Letter to Ellen 171: 5-13-13

Hey Ellen,

Our Godmother’s 100th birthday is 5/21 and she watches your show everyday. It would be AMAZING if you wished her well! She would love it. First name is Tanya. Last name is Phyli.

Love,

Tanya & Phyli

PS. I know what you’re thinking, but no. We’re not her.

Letter to Ellen 170: 5-9-13

Hey Ellen,

Tanya’s birthday is in one month. All she wants for her birthday is a…

Hello from you.

Love,

Tanya & Phyli

PS. 2chaiiiiiiinz

The Internet Wasn’t Made for Emotions.

If you read one too many punk ass emo quotes plastered over irrelevant pictures, they all start to make sense. 99 problems, but dumb ass internet jpegs ain’t …weren’t 1. Why all of a sudden did it become your 100th problem? Take a closer look at the other 99.